Let’s go online dating!

 

Here at the Silly Morning Herald, we believe that you get the partner you deserve. With this in mind, I thoughtfully posted the profile below on an online dating site. Seems a bit exaggerated? Remember – art imitates life!

 

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  macho2000

 

 

(last sexually active 02-Mar-94)

 

Greetings sexy ladies my friends call me Mr Muscles. I go to the jim regularly I am fit and spunky looking for Miss Write so I can literally blow her away

 

Interests:

Music:

anythink I can party to

Reading:

i read a lot

Movies:

my friends say I am like Schwatzenegger so definitely the terminator movies! I also like cuddling up with a romantic movie with the write lady.

Sport:

sky diving bungy jumping canoeing surfing roler blading you name it I have done it. Live life to the X-TREME

Other interests:

keeping fit going to the jim and partying all nite and going to the beach.

 

 

More about me and my ideal partner:

You must be sexy and like to party because this is like me. I am a cool person to be with I have heaps of stories about me and stuff I have done I will keep you listening for hours. I chill out by going out to party’s with my mates. I believe I am an ideal companion for any woman because I am confident and good looking my friends say I look like Tom Cruse. My ideal woman must be busty and preferably blonde hair and blue eyes, size 8 max but size 10 is okay. I don’t like chicks who answer back and stuff I treat girls with respect so I expect the same okay. If you send me your profile make shore it has a photo otherwise I will ignore it. I am a student I do feminist theory studies at Macquarie Uni I am writing my PHD. I have a lot of money and will spend it on the write girl.

Sydney - City, New South Wales
Male , 28 years old, 5'11"/180 cm

 

 

 

 


Relationship sought:

Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Female

Ideal partner:
someone who is sexy and likes to have fun. must like being pampered and stuff

 

 

 

 

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