The Silly Morning Herald

Milk factory annoys giant

Retailers are warning of a potentially catastrophic shortage of chocolate milk this summer after a giant destroyed a Moove factory last night.

“At 11pm last night, the Moove factory at Lithgow was wrenched from its foundations by a large person and deposited in bushland some 10km from its original site” said a police spokesman, “No fatalities have been recorded, however a quantity of chocolate milk has been lost.”

The giant responsible for the chaos has been charged with malicious damage and has indicated that he will vigorously contest the charges. “I am angry and distressed,” said the giant, “If the factory owners did not wish their building to be moved, they should not have had MOOVE written in big letters on the roof. I was simply trying to be helpful. Rest assured that I will not be helping anyone again after this disgraceful display of ingratitude.”

The giant will appear in Penrith District Court next Tuesday.

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