The Silly Morning Herald

Dick expands again

 

Dick Smith’s plan to rule the world has taken another step forward with the release of a new Australian-made cream cheese spread.

 

“You can use my new spread on toast, on crackers or while cooking all kinds of delicious treats,” said Mr Smith, speaking from his helicopter while hovering over a mountain gorge, “What a fantastic Aussie innovation.”

 

The spread, to be known as Dick Cheese, will be available at major supermarkets.

 

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