The Silly Morning Herald

Chocolate milk Giant in trouble again

 

The giant who was last week charged with maliciously destroying a Moove factory yesterday caused further chaos by ripping an ice-cream stand from its foundations.

 

“The stand had a big sign which said “Wendy’s”, so I assumed that it belonged to a friend of mine with that name,” explained the giant apologetically, “I am distraught that once again I seem to have blundered.”

 

Police were unimpressed with the explanation and have pressed further charges against the giant.

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