The Silly Morning Herald
Bus operator offers to service women for Valentines
Day
Valentine’s Day is coming up, and the State Transit Authority will be running a special sale for all those men still searching for that perfect gift for their wife or girlfriend.
“We currently have a large range of surplus ex-government buses for sale at very reasonable prices,” said Chief Executive John Stott, “What better way to say “I love you” than with one of our second hand units. She will certainly be surprised when she looks out the window on Valentines Day.”
For a limited time only, State Transit will throw in a free weekly bus ticket with every bus sold.
“What a great offer,” Mr Stott enthused, “If she doesn’t like your present, she can fuck off on the next service out of town.”
State Transit is also offering free delivery on Valentines Day for all buses sold this week.
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